"We took a look at his picture in your book.”Submitted By: Beth M.Location: Oregon, United States
You can read your kids the alphabet 100 times and they won’t know it. But we read THIS BOOK, one time, 5 months ago, and my boys can still recite it from memory.Every. Single. Day.
Me, trying to start up a lunchtime conversation: “Do you want to talk with me?”
3yo: “No, thank you.”
Kids in 2014 spend roughly 37% of their lives in inflatable bounce houses.
3yo: “Knock-Knock.”Me: “Who’s there?”3yo: “Knock-Knock.”Me: “Who’s there?”3yo: “Knock-Knock.”Me: “Who’s there?”3yo: “Spitting.”Me: “Spitting who?”3yo: “You can start spitting now, if you want.”
Took 3yo to the salon and asked him to sit still while I got a haircut. Instead of that, he dumped a dustbin full of hair onto his head.
Follow up to yesterday’s post from Claudia in Chile: switching to purple didn’t work either.
The boys decided that they could both pee at the same time tonight. One was seated. I think you can imagine what went wrong with their plan.
Dear Gordon Ramsay,How many days in a row can you pack the same uneaten bag of baby carrots in a 5yo’s lunch before its considered a health code violation?