"The computer is too slow."
Submitted By: Yesi O.
Location: California, United States
If you didn’t just run out of a library with a screaming 3yo and a handful of pee-soaked underwear and socks, you’re doing better than me.
Nothing spookier than sitting alone in your house and hearing toys speaking in the next room.If I go missing, Lightning McQueen did it.
Me (excitedly): “We’re taking 2 cars, who is riding with me?”5yo: “I’m not.”3yo: “I’m riding with Mommy, you’re riding by yourself.”Oh.
"Goodnight - and I don’t want to hear any noises…. from you boys-es."
-Me (proving that my mind is completely gone at this point).
"Mommy took a bite of his apple slice."
Submitted By: Jay B.
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
My Tumblr inbox has been especially hilarious lately.
"His sister caught a praying mantis."
Submitted By: Ken B.
Location: Georgia, United States