90% of my life is closing doors or telling my kids to close doors (and then telling them to close doors more gently next time).
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"I wouldn’t let him throw craisins at people."
Submitted By: Jennifer
3yo, (patting my knee): “Daddy, someday I’ll be a good listener.”
"I wouldn’t let him get me a beer."Submitted By: Nicole H.Location: California, United States
My family went on vacation last week - I spoke on the radio yesterday about my 4yo’s favorite part of the trip.
4yo (tries zucchini): “It doesn’t taste like fruit. It doesn’t taste like vegetables. It doesn’t taste good - but it’s not bad!”
I saw today that Bethenny Frankel is in trouble for wearing her kid’s PJ’s. She’s not the only #SkinnyGirl that can rock a 4T.
Hey scientists, you may have turned black watermelon seeds white… but we have eyes and they’re definitely still there, so let’s not call them “seedless”.