Ahahaha… The hazards of letting your kids play with your phone. This email went out to all staff and students at the University of Central Missouri.
Submitted By: Staci D.
"We wouldn’t let him squirt any more moldy water on his brother’s head."
Submitted By: Mandy
Location: North Carolina, United States
In 2004, I drove to another state just to buy beer.
In 2014, I suggested we get an in-home laminator because “I think we’ll really use it!”
I always hug my 2yo when he’s throwing a tantrum because my semester of jujitsu taught me to always keep my opponents close.
Looks like we went straight from winter to the “Oh-god-my-eyes-are-burning-I-want-to-rip-them-out-and-wash-them-in-the-sink” season.
"His dinner isn’t ready."
Submitted By: Michelle C.
2yo: “This the Fistbump Song: Fistbump! Fistbump! Fistbump up and down! Fistbump! Go outside!”
Pretty sure pitbull made #1 hits with less.
"I flushed my poop before he could look at it."
Submitted By: Kyle S.
Location: Missouri, United States
Ahaha…. It’s all about the shelf placement. Thanks to Christi B. for finding this in Delaware, USA.
Reasons My Son Is Crying was nominated for a Webby for “Personal Blog/Website”! How cool is this?! If you are the “voting for things on the internet” type, would love your consideration!