"His dinner isn’t ready."
Submitted By: Michelle C.
2yo: “This the Fistbump Song: Fistbump! Fistbump! Fistbump up and down! Fistbump! Go outside!”
Pretty sure pitbull made #1 hits with less.
"I flushed my poop before he could look at it."
Submitted By: Kyle S.
Location: Missouri, United States
Ahaha…. It’s all about the shelf placement. Thanks to Christi B. for finding this in Delaware, USA.
Reasons My Son Is Crying was nominated for a Webby for “Personal Blog/Website”! How cool is this?! If you are the “voting for things on the internet” type, would love your consideration!
Wife: “The boys are pretty confident that you need a battle ax for your birthday.”
FINALLY, SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE UNDERSTANDS ME!
"I refused to buy her a box of Smarties."
Submitted By: Clai R.
Location: Quebec, Canada
"He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down."
Submitted By: Suzanne W.
Location: Virginia, United States
4yo: “I smell a dog’s breath way over here, from across the street, and it smells yucky!!”
Wife: “That’s your breath and you should brush.”
My 2yo just asked why these guys are ‘fighting’.
We are officially watching “Cars” too much.