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3yo: “When can we watch a show?”
Me: “In 10 minutes.”
3yo (immediately): “Is it 10 minutes now?”
"Daddy wouldn’t let him drink glue."Submitted By: Katie M.Location: Indiana, United States
It’s my mom’s birthday today. I hope she likes my card. I don’t really keep track so I just had to guess on her age…
"I wouldn’t let him use the toothbrush he had just dropped in the toilet."
Submitted By: Jennifer R.
Location: Minnesota, United States
3yo: “Look what I found in my underwear! Poop Play Doh!”
3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”
Sure I’m wearing pajamas in the afternoon on a Tuesday and my 3yo might have just pooped on the carpet, but according to The webbys I’m a winner.