3yo, (patting my knee): “Daddy, someday I’ll be a good listener.”
"I wouldn’t let him get me a beer."Submitted By: Nicole H.Location: California, United States
My family went on vacation last week - I spoke on the radio yesterday about my 4yo’s favorite part of the trip.
4yo (tries zucchini): “It doesn’t taste like fruit. It doesn’t taste like vegetables. It doesn’t taste good - but it’s not bad!”
I saw today that Bethenny Frankel is in trouble for wearing her kid’s PJ’s. She’s not the only #SkinnyGirl that can rock a 4T.
Hey scientists, you may have turned black watermelon seeds white… but we have eyes and they’re definitely still there, so let’s not call them “seedless”.
My wife was stressed over clutter in our office. I tried to help by giving her a lap dance to Justin Timberlake’s “Sexy Back”.
It didn’t work.
The boys are upstairs unsupervised, laughing, and singing a new song: “Naked butts! We’re always naked butts!”
I’m not going up there.
"They’re hiding and I can’t find them."
"His brother held the wrong hand."
Submitted By: Geneviève B.
Location: Ontario, Canada