Confusing Legalese that basically says you won’t sue me for using the pictures and reasons you submit:
I hereby grant Greg Pembroke the absolute and irrevocable right and permission with respect to the photograph(s) of my minor child and the associated caption(s) that I submitted to the website “reasonsmysoniscryingtumblr.com” to use, re-use, publish or re-publish the photograph(s) and/or caption(s) in whole or in part throughout the world and in all languages, separately or in conjunction with other photographs and/or captions, in any medium now or hereafter known, for any purpose whatsoever including without limitation commercial publication in any format and promotion and advertising for such publication.
I hereby release and discharge Greg Pembroke from all future claims or demands in respect of the use of the photograph of my child and accompanying caption, including claims for libel or breach of privacy.
For the avoidance of doubt, nothing in this model release form shall oblige or require Greg Pembroke to publish the photograph or caption in any form now or at any time in the future.
This authorisation and release shall inure for the benefit of Greg Pembroke‘s licensees and assigns.
I represent that I am the parent or guardian and I hereby consent to the foregoing on his/her behalf.